Apologies for my recent absence, unfortunately the blog had to go on the back-burner for a few weeks. It is now less than two weeks to Christmas, which means I can share with you The Twelve Days of Christmas (for cyclists) starting on the last verse. Feel free to sing along.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my council gave to me
Twelve Cyclists Dismounts
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Eleven-inch wide bike lanes
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Ten side-road give-ways
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Nine wheel-benders
Courtesy of Facility of the Month
Eight near misses
Courtesy of MiddleAgeCyclist
Seven narrow 'A' frames
Image courtesy of Mad Cycle Lanes of Manchester
Six-Pounds from the budget
Check out At War with the Motorist
Five buckled rims
Image courtesy of Bakfiets en Meer
Four biking 'crackdowns'
Image courtesy of Bike Snob NYC
Free high-vis
Image courtesy of The Lo Fidelity Bicycle Club
Two ASLs
Image courtesy of Crap Cycling & Walking in Waltham Forest (RIP)
And a bike lane running through a tree
Image courtesy of Facility of the Month
You ungrateful cynic! Everyone knows cyclists should like, appreciate and use all the goodness our magnanimous 'betters' provide...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteVery witty :>D
ReplyDeleteAnd 'Dr.C' no less!
This is superb!
ReplyDeleteI like it. Although I must point out the lorry only nearly hit me once!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant blog post!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you all enjoyed it. Quite impressed at how far it spread too!
ReplyDeleteVery funny! :-)
ReplyDeleteLove it and sadly shows that idiots approve these lane and road designs.
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